I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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