who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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