I hate your face
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish i was in the wii world.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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