i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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