very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We need to get me chipped asap
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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