the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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