you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm both gender and math confused
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