i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize