girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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