We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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