so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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