I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
