the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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