in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I understand Curling. That high.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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