I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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