Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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