His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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