But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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