It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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