I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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