these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Alive.
So much puke
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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