The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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