Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
