He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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