Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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