I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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