Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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