Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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