Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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