last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Congratulations! We have a period
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