Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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