U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
