She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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