so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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