If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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