We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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