we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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