if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I could fuck to npr.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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