Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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