At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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