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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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