How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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