YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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