my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
His hands were made for my vagina.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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