I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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