Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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