thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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