But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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