I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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