i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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