He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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