he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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