she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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