If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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