Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS