and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?