Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today