I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.