What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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